I often delete funny emails sight unseen, but this one (sent to me by my husband brightened my afternoon, and I thought I’d share it with my readers… especially funny if you’re technologically literate.
Last year I
upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable programs such
as Grandstand 5.0,
The Premiership 4.3, and Playboy TV. Conversation 9.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I